Ode on Chocolate

by Avery Eaton

I love chocolate good for me.
I love chocolate on a tree.
I love chocolate better than me.

Chocolats not better on a tree.
I love chocolate.
When it's sunny.
Now go to the kitchen.
And cook me a chocolate bunny.

I love chocolate in a bush.
I love chocolate in a house.
I love chocolate in the grass.
I love chocolate on my mouse.

When I go outside today.
And it's rainy.
Go in the kitchen and bake me a . . . chocolate candy canie.

All original spelling has been preserved for authenticity.

Here's a visual aide, just in case you think I made this up.


Now go in the kitchen and cook me a chocolate bunny! Beeyotch!