12 February 2008

Ode on Chocolate

by Avery Eaton

I love chocolate good for me.
I love chocolate on a tree.

I love chocolate better than me.


Chocolats not better on a tree.

I love chocolate.

When it's sunny.

Now go to the kitchen.

And cook me a chocolate bunny.


I love chocolate in a bush.

I love chocolate in a house.

I love chocolate in the grass.

I love chocolate on my mouse.


When I go outside today.

And it's rainy.

Go in the kitchen and bake me a . . . chocolate candy canie.

All original spelling has been preserved for authenticity.

Here's a visual aide, just in case you think I made this up.


Now go in the kitchen and cook me a chocolate bunny! Beeyotch!

2 comments:

Aunt C said...

I love chocolate in a bush.
I love chocolate in a house.
I love chocolate in the grass.
I love chocolate on my mouse.

Tell me when this child sits in a bush and eats chocolate off of a mouse?! So funny...and very well written may I add.

xoxox

Jaime said...

She is so hilarious, yet I'm sure she was very serious about this. Love it!